Here’s a list of jobs my high school guidance counselor neglected to tell me were legitimate opportunities in life: strip club DJ, body paint airbrushing, Etsy witch, pet psychic, voice actor for erotic audiobooks, mattress sleep tester. If I knew these existed maybe I would have
Sometimes you just gotta go but why should you stop drinking? This is why bars need a urinal around them. It’s really @11Miami fault for not having handrails and a bar urinal.
BREAKING: Video gone viral of crypto bro pissing himself at notorious Miami nightclub Elleven during the Consensus afterparty https://x.com/lagboat09/status/2053114565366308876/video/1