Women are weird. If the dog goes and lays on a woman’s lap she’ll say “eww! You stink!” Then she’ll proceed to stroke his head and tell him how much mamma loves him. If her husband stinks and lays his head on her lap, you’ll also say “eww! You stink!” She’ll then proceed to start
Growing up Catholic I learned something. I could ask God for a bike and he won’t give it to me but if I stole one, I just had to say I felt bad for it. Other Christian religions believe in sola fida, faith alone so they can steal your bike and because they went swimming with a